WILL ROGERS Quotes

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.

Will Rogers

Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.

Will Rogers

Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.

Will Rogers

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Will Rogers

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Will Rogers

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Will Rogers

You can't say civilization don't advance -- for in every war, they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers

You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.

Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Will Rogers

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf

Will Rogers

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Will Rogers

liars out of the American people than golf

Will Rogers

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