Will Rogers Quotes

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Will Rogers

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other--while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.

Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

Will Rogers

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Will Rogers

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have

Will Rogers

The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.

Will Rogers

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Will Rogers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Will Rogers

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Will Rogers

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Will Rogers

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes

Will Rogers

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