Will Rogers Quotes

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt

Will Rogers

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies.

Will Rogers

Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.

Will Rogers

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Will Rogers

The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter- he's got to just know.

Will Rogers

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Will Rogers

A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

Will Rogers

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Will Rogers

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Will Rogers

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.

Will Rogers

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.

Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Will Rogers

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Will Rogers

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

Will Rogers

You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.

Will Rogers

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Will Rogers

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