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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.



If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.



Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.



The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other--while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.



The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?



Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have



Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space



There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.



Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.



You can't say civilization don't advance -- for in every war, they kill you in a new way.



You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way.



Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.



If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.



We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.



I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.








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