The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter- he's got to just know.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a dollar. They cultivate their voice instead of their finances.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.
Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.