The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.