Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...
It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are
Don't you ever wonder maybe if you took a left turn instead of a right you could be someone different?
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
The love of a family is life's greatest blessing
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
Never frown, because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right