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Bianca said Kat likes pretty guys..~
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I have a dick on my face, don't I?~
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The shit hath hiteth the fan... eth.~
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I'm thinking about getting a Tercel. Yup, that's a Toyota.~
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Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver? ...Never mind.~
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Now. I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet. Yes, Ms. "I Have An Opinion About Everything?"~
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Maybe. If we were the last two human beings alive. And there were no sheep. Are there sheep?~
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That must be Nigel with the brie.~
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Shit Bianca! I'm shooting a nose-spray ad tomorrow!~
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I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.~
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I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.~
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I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.~
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I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.~
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I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.~
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I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.~
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