Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.
Listen, I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!... Momma di'nt raise no fool.
You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it!
Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long!
Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.
What is it with this chick? She got beer flavored nipples?
It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.
I don't like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?
So you disappoint them from the start and then you're covered, right?
Ok, here's how we solve this one : Old rule out. New rule : Bianca can date [Bianca smiles, Kat with a shocked face] when she does.
Then you'll never date. Oh I like that. And I'll get to sleep at night, the deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated.
This morning I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, and you know what she said to me?
Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Well, she is or she isn't. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.
The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.
What's the matter, upset that I rubbed off on her?