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My insurance doesn't cover PMS!
I learned French for you!
Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.
And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!
I burn! I pine! I perish!
Bianca said Kat likes pretty guys..
I have a dick on my face, don't I?
The shit hath hiteth the fan... eth.
I'm thinking about getting a Tercel. Yup, that's a Toyota.
Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver? ...Never mind.
Now. I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet. Yes, Ms. "I Have An Opinion About Everything?"
Maybe. If we were the last two human beings alive. And there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
That must be Nigel with the brie.
Shit Bianca! I'm shooting a nose-spray ad tomorrow!
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you don't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Listen, I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!... Momma di'nt raise no fool.
You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it!
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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