This is it?
Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place.
It does have the vague air of menace.
It's not that what I'm seeing is not real. It just ain't as real as it seems.
If something should happen, if I should slip and fall, I want it known it was an accident. The room did not win.
On the shiver scale, I give the Dolphin Hotel... a perfect ten.
I called the cops. They're in Room 1408. The room is empty.
Don't enter 1408.
I ain't going in that room.
We've only just begun.
All guests get to relive this hour over again. If you wish, feel free to use our express check out service.
We have killed your friends. Eight, eight. All friends are now dead.