Quotes from the Movie 28 Days

Well, there's my excuse. I'm late because my tits caught on fire.

Gwen Cummings

Thank God for bar cars.

Gwen Cummings

Don't worry, I'll replace it. Okay?

Gwen Cummings

An eyelash curler? And what am I going to do with that? Stab myself? Curl my tongue to death?

Gwen Cummings

Yeah, I know I drink a lot, I know I do because I'm a writer and that's what I do, I drink. I'm not like those people out there, I can control myself! I can, if - that - if I wanted to, I could, if I wanted. I can! I can!

Gwen Cummings

You know, your carpet is filthy. And I only bring that up because carpet grit's responsible for a lot of major health problems. And that's the last thing that you need around here is a major health problem.

Gwen Cummings

Um, hey, um, listen, about the um, about that uh, jail thing... I-I-I- I can't. I-I I can't go. Um, uh, well, not because I don't want to go, but, um, it, uh, oh God, my hands, you know, they just keep doing that. That's not normal. I just-- there's something wrong with my hands-- um, well, with me. Cause, uh, what kind of person just jumps out of a- what kind of person jumps out of a window, you know? Because she can't sit still, you know? And be alone and, you know, in a room, without-- You know a person should be able to just be alone, right? You know, human beings should be able to just breathe. I can't breathe. And I feel that I think I know-- I think I know that if I go to jail... like this, you know, I'll die, and, uh, I don't wanna die.

Gwen Cummings

Oh, so our therapist today is a very large, smelly, beast of burden.

Gwen Cummings

I am so tired by the way you people talk. You know, I mean, "one day at a time." What is that? I mean, like two, three days at a time is an option?

Gwen Cummings

I'm not a lesbian!

Gwen Cummings

You don't have to live my shitty little life, and until you do, do not tell me to give up the one person who matters to me, okay! Because, I know, he's not perfect, but he's the one person that will show up, on my birthday, and he'll say, "I'm glad you were born!"

Gwen Cummings

Santa Cruz watcher!

Gwen Cummings

I understand. Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs, spend your weekends mowing. You'll never want to do coke again.

Gwen Cummings

God, I love afternoons like this. You know what's missing in this afternoon? That I don't have a very dry vodka martini with two olives in a chilled glass. God, I miss that.

Gwen Cummings

Look, I know peoples perceptions of girls who screw other girls' boyfriends. I know what the world's perception is on someone who goes into a bar and realizes five hours later that I've left my three-year-old godson in the back of the car. I mean, people don't like people like that. They don't like-- I don't like people like that.

Gwen Cummings

Promise me we were safe.

Eddie Boone

You're not like, uh, one of them paternity suit kind of gals.

Eddie Boone

I bet you can't sit still and be quiet for even one minute.

Eddie Boone

I only work every fifth day. Hell else am I supposed to do with my time.

Eddie Boone

You know, lately I've been lying awake at night thinking of all the dumb-ass things I've done when I was messed up. One night last year, at dinner, I threw up all over my glazed ham. Then I was thinking, "Well, maybe nobody noticed."

Eddie Boone

Look, I messed up. I got riled up, and there isn't a lot I can do about it right now. Except I just want to say I'm sorry, and uh, you know, people make mistakes. If you can't handle that-- it you-- if you want to decide that, uh, my messing up means I'm not worth being your friend, then you aren't half as smart as you think you are.

Eddie Boone

Is this yours, or mine?

Jasper

Who the hell do you have to know to get a drink around here?

Jasper

Just break open the bread.

Jasper

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