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Don't forget tonight's lecture, at 8:30: "How many brain cells did I kill last night?"~
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Tonight's lecture: Are you a blackout drunk, or don't you remember?~
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Tonight's lecture: "I've worked all 12 steps, can I go home now?"~
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Attention all patients. Tonight's lecture is, "What's wrong with celebrating sobriety by getting drunk."~
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Don't miss tonight's lecture, "Is God an alcoholic?"~
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You're about as perceptive as Helen Keller.~
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You know you're screwed. Mm-hmm.~
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don't think you have niceness, you see, I don't feel niceness coming from you.~
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Oh, that would be a great idea. You could spread your negativity even further. You know, if you really tried, you could ruin the experience for the entire patient population!~
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What do you want to bet, that child turns out to have a gambling problem?~
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And I'm a patron of the arts and diseases and cures and stuff. That's what I'm spending my money on. So I like to have a little bit of fun.~
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