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Quotes from the movie 3 Idiots
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These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.
Rancho


Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg)..
Rancho


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Rancho


I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.
Rancho


I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.
Rancho


All is well.
Rancho


My lord you are great, please accept my offering.
Freshers


Give me some sunshine, Give me some rain, Give me another chance, I wanna grow up once again...
Joy Lobo (song)


There's something going on between you both
Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi)


Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.
Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi)


We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.
Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)


Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chateur) will follow, pants down!"
Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)


I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.
Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)


Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!
Virus (Bomman Irani)


Welcome our Chief guest, the Minister of Education. Welcome our respected Mr. Chairman(Dean), and our respected teachers and schoolmates... The reason our school can be so successful is only one person's contribution, Dr. Viru Sahhastrabuddhe! Give him a big hand... He's a great guy really... For 32 years, he has been continuously raping(The original word chamatkar means 'doing wonders' whereas balatkar means 'rape') college students... We believe that he will continue that. It's so astonishing that a man can rape so many students perfectly in his life! His perseverance must come from his practicing! He devoted every moment to raping! We should learn from him! The students here will soon be all over the world. Wherever we go, we will continue to rape! We will make I.C.E proud ! We will show everyone that our ability to rape is incomparable! Good evening, Mr. Minister of Education. You gave us one thing that we need most... Breasts(The original word means funds). Everyone has boobs, but they all hide it... No one would generously give them to others! But you gave your boobs to this rapist... Now you'll see how he uses of it! (Verse) A loud fart is respectable... A medium fart is tolerable... A slight fart is fearful... A silent fart is unbearable...!
Rancho


Definition of a machine - A machine is any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by means of which force and motion may be transmitted and modified, as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc, especially, a construction more or less complex, consisting of a combination of moving parts or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams, etc.
Chatur