You kids suck; you're good at everything!
Ula
My shirt size is medium husky.
Ula
Sharks...they only bite when you touch their private parts."
Ula
Can I have one last first kiss?
Lucy Whitmore
There's nothing like a first kiss..
Lucy Whitmore
Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?
Henry Roth
You erased me from your memory because you thought, you are holding me back from having a FULL and HAPPY life but you made a mistake... it is by being with you that I can have a FULL and HAPPY life... you are the girl of my dreams and apparently, I am the Man of yours...
Henry Roth
Sorry I'm not better looking.
Henry Roth
Hi, I'm Tom!
Ten-Second Tom
Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!
Ten-Second Tom
Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
Old Hawaiian Man
I guess I prefer sausage to taco.
Alexa