People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
I feel like why make some disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts, like a greeting card.
You don't want to be named as someone's boyfriend, and now you're someone's wife?
Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.
You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me.
Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.
Did you bang her?
No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.
We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now...
We've had some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.
No, I'm Sid!
Oh, so I'm Nancy?
[Montage of Summer] I hate her crooked teeth. I hate the way she smacks her lips. I hate her knooby knees. I hate that cockroach shape splotch on her neck. [Fade to black] Tom: [Swayze's She's Like the Wind plays briefly] I HATE THIS SONG! Bus Driver: [Open to Tom standing while bus comes to a sudden stop] Sir, you need to get off the bus.