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Quotes from the movie 500 Days of Summer
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People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
Tom


Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
Tom


I feel like why make some disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts, like a greeting card.
Tom


You don't want to be named as someone's boyfriend, and now you're someone's wife?
Tom


Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.
Tom


You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me.
Summer


Literally?
Alison


Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.
Tom


Paul, seriously...
Tom


Did you bang her?
Paul


No!
Tom


Blow job?
Paul


No!
Tom


Hand job?
Paul


No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.
Tom


We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now...
Summer


We've had some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.
Tom


No, I'm Sid!
Summer


Oh, so I'm Nancy?
Tom


[Montage of Summer] I hate her crooked teeth. I hate the way she smacks her lips. I hate her knooby knees. I hate that cockroach shape splotch on her neck. [Fade to black] Tom: [Swayze's She's Like the Wind plays briefly] I HATE THIS SONG! Bus Driver: [Open to Tom standing while bus comes to a sudden stop] Sir, you need to get off the bus.
Tom