Quotes from the Movie 500 Days of Summer

People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.

Tom

Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.

Tom

I feel like why make some disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts, like a greeting card.

Tom

You don't want to be named as someone's boyfriend, and now you're someone's wife?

Tom

Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.

Tom

You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me.

Summer

Literally?

Alison

Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.

Tom

Paul, seriously...

Tom

Did you bang her?

Paul

No!

Tom

Blow job?

Paul

No!

Tom

Hand job?

Paul

No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.

Tom

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