People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
Tom
Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
Tom
I feel like why make some disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts, like a greeting card.
Tom
You don't want to be named as someone's boyfriend, and now you're someone's wife?
Tom
Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.
Tom
You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me.
Summer
Literally?
Alison
Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.
Tom
Paul, seriously...
Tom
Did you bang her?
Paul
No!
Tom
Blow job?
Paul
No!
Tom
Hand job?
Paul
No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.
Tom