You looked like Christmas morning.
John Smith
Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!
John Smith
We should so not be allowed to buy these.
John Smith
I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
John Smith
Does that include weekends?
John Smith
Web of lies!
John Smith
We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.
John Smith
Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is you die.
John Smith
That's all John, sweetheart.
John Smith
He's had my barbecue set for months.
John Smith
We'll talk about this later.
John Smith
I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.
John Smith
Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!
John Smith
Let's see if we can't get a tune out of this trombone.
John Smith
We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.
John Smith