Quotes from the Movie A Day at the Races

So it's WAR! I'm off to the battlefield!

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Take one of those every half mile, and call me if there's a change.

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Have the florist send some roses to Mrs. Upjohn, and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Will you have the bellhop hop up some hop scotch?

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Why, I haven't one. I could give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Here boy. Take these bags up to my room, and here's a dime for yourself.

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Here's a quarter!

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Record department. Col. Hawkins talkin'.

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

I'm sorry sir. There's a hurricane blowin' down here, and you have to talk a little louder. Woo! It's certenly the windiest day we ever had! WOO! Certainly is windy!

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Whitmore you have to cut out that squawking! The patients are all complaining! (They go back to their phones)...and I hope sir that that's the information that you require.

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho)

Get your tootsie-frootsie ice cream.

Tony (Chico)

If she wants a Hackenapuss, she's gonna get a Hackenapuss.

Tony (Chico)

Doctor, may I have one of your photographs?

Ms. Standish

Oh, no, no, no. This is Mr. Whitmore, our business manager.

Mrs. Upjohn

Oh, Doctor? I think it's time for my pill.

Mrs. Upjohn

Col. Hawkins, did you get a wire for me regarding Dr. Hackenbush?

Mr. Whitmore

I want to find out about Dr. HACKENBUSH!

Mr. Whitmore

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