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Quotes from the movie A Few Good Men
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He's arguing. He's making an argument.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to be a man of honour.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


So this is what a courtroom looks like.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


She has no point. She often has no point. It's part of her charm.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


I'm pacing myself.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
Col. Nathan R. Jessep


I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
Col. Nathan R. Jessep


There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.
Col. Nathan R. Jessep


I'd like to request that it be I am who assigned . . . that it be I who am assigned? That's great. That's confidence-inspiring. Good grammar there.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


In short, Captain, I'd like to suggest that I be the one who that... that it be me who is assigned to represent them... myself.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


Are you going to do any actual investigating, or are you just going to take the guided tour?
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


One thing, though. When you ask the judge for new counsel, Danny... be sure and ask nicely.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


Don't look now, Danny, but you're making an argument.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


I'm sorry I lost you your set of steak knives.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection, your Honor." "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."
Lt. Sam Weinberg


Look at this! Last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels, and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Lt. Sam Weinberg


He does think better with that bat.
Lt. Sam Weinberg


I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
Lt. Sam Weinberg


I don't think your clients belong in jail, but I don't get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice, and my client has a case.
Capt. Jack Ross


Lt. Kaffee is gonna try to put on a little magic act here. He's gonna try a little misdirection. He'll astound you with stories of rituals and dazzle you with official-sounding terms like Code Red. He might even try to cut into a few officers for you. He'll have no evidence, mind you, none . . . but it will be entertaining.
Capt. Jack Ross


Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.
Capt. Jack Ross


I don't want a deal, and I don't want immunity. I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.
Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson