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This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.
Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!
We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!
Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!
He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.
And the hits just keep on comin'.
Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor.
So this is what a courtroom looks like.
Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
She has no point. She often has no point. It's part of her charm.
I'm pacing myself.
Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.
I'd like to request that it be I am who assigned . . . that it be I who am assigned? That's great. That's confidence-inspiring. Good grammar there.
In short, Captain, I'd like to suggest that I be the one who that... that it be me who is assigned to represent them... myself.
Are you going to do any actual investigating, or are you just going to take the guided tour?
One thing, though. When you ask the judge for new counsel, Danny... be sure and ask nicely.
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