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Quotes from the movie A Few Good Men
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Don't look now, Danny, but you're making an argument.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


I'm sorry I lost you your set of steak knives.
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway


"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection, your Honor." "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."
Lt. Sam Weinberg


Look at this! Last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels, and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Lt. Sam Weinberg


He does think better with that bat.
Lt. Sam Weinberg


I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
Lt. Sam Weinberg


don't think your clients belong in jail, but I don't get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice, and my client has a case.
Capt. Jack Ross


Lt. Kaffee is gonna try to put on a little magic act here. He's gonna try a little misdirection. He'll astound you with stories of rituals and dazzle you with official-sounding terms like Code Red. He might even try to cut into a few officers for you. He'll have no evidence, mind you, none . . . but it will be entertaining.
Capt. Jack Ross


Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.
Capt. Jack Ross


I don't want a deal, and I don't want immunity. I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.
Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson


Dear Mr. and Mrs. Santiago, I was William's company commander. I knew your son vaguely, which is to say I knew his name. In a matter of time, the trial of the two men charged with your son's death will be concluded, and seven men and two women whom you've never met will try to offer you an explanation as to why William is dead. For my part, I've done as much as I can to bring the truth to light. And the truth is this: Your son is dead for only one reason. I wasn't strong enough to stop it. Always, Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Andrew Markinson, United States Marine Corps.
Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson


I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, and the Lord our God.
Lt. Jonathan Kendrick


This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee


And the hits just keep on comin'.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee