He's arguing. He's making an argument.
Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to be a man of honour.
So this is what a courtroom looks like.
Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
She has no point. She often has no point. It's part of her charm.
I'm pacing myself.
Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.
I'd like to request that it be I am who assigned . . . that it be I who am assigned? That's great. That's confidence-inspiring. Good grammar there.
In short, Captain, I'd like to suggest that I be the one who that... that it be me who is assigned to represent them... myself.
Are you going to do any actual investigating, or are you just going to take the guided tour?
One thing, though. When you ask the judge for new counsel, Danny... be sure and ask nicely.
Don't look now, Danny, but you're making an argument.
You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.
I'm sorry I lost you your set of steak knives.
"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection, your Honor." "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."
Look at this! Last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels, and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
He does think better with that bat.
I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
I don't think your clients belong in jail, but I don't get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice, and my client has a case.
Lt. Kaffee is gonna try to put on a little magic act here. He's gonna try a little misdirection. He'll astound you with stories of rituals and dazzle you with official-sounding terms like Code Red. He might even try to cut into a few officers for you. He'll have no evidence, mind you, none . . . but it will be entertaining.
Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.
I don't want a deal, and I don't want immunity. I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.