Quotes from the Movie A Few Good Men

This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

And the hits just keep on comin'.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

So this is what a courtroom looks like.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

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