Quotes from the Movie A Few Good Men

One thing, though. When you ask the judge for new counsel, Danny... be sure and ask nicely.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

Don't look now, Danny, but you're making an argument.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

I'm sorry I lost you your set of steak knives.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection, your Honor." "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."

Lt. Sam Weinberg

Look at this! Last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels, and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Lt. Sam Weinberg

He does think better with that bat.

Lt. Sam Weinberg

I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.

Lt. Sam Weinberg

don't think your clients belong in jail, but I don't get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice, and my client has a case.

Capt. Jack Ross

Lt. Kaffee is gonna try to put on a little magic act here. He's gonna try a little misdirection. He'll astound you with stories of rituals and dazzle you with official-sounding terms like Code Red. He might even try to cut into a few officers for you. He'll have no evidence, mind you, none . . . but it will be entertaining.

Capt. Jack Ross

Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.

Capt. Jack Ross

I don't want a deal, and I don't want immunity. I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.

Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Santiago, I was William's company commander. I knew your son vaguely, which is to say I knew his name. In a matter of time, the trial of the two men charged with your son's death will be concluded, and seven men and two women whom you've never met will try to offer you an explanation as to why William is dead. For my part, I've done as much as I can to bring the truth to light. And the truth is this: Your son is dead for only one reason. I wasn't strong enough to stop it. Always, Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Andrew Markinson, United States Marine Corps.

Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson

I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, and the Lord our God.

Lt. Jonathan Kendrick

This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

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