Quotes from the Movie A Few Good Men

He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

And the hits just keep on comin'.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

He's arguing. He's making an argument.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to be a man of honour.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

So this is what a courtroom looks like.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

She has no point. She often has no point. It's part of her charm.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

I'm pacing myself.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

Col. Nathan R. Jessep

I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

Col. Nathan R. Jessep

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.

Col. Nathan R. Jessep

I'd like to request that it be I am who assigned . . . that it be I who am assigned? That's great. That's confidence-inspiring. Good grammar there.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

In short, Captain, I'd like to suggest that I be the one who that... that it be me who is assigned to represent them... myself.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

Are you going to do any actual investigating, or are you just going to take the guided tour?

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

One thing, though. When you ask the judge for new counsel, Danny... be sure and ask nicely.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

Don't look now, Danny, but you're making an argument.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

I'm sorry I lost you your set of steak knives.

Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway

"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection, your Honor." "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."

Lt. Sam Weinberg

Look at this! Last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels, and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Lt. Sam Weinberg

He does think better with that bat.

Lt. Sam Weinberg

I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.

Lt. Sam Weinberg

I don't think your clients belong in jail, but I don't get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice, and my client has a case.

Capt. Jack Ross

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