This page contains quotes from the movie A Few Good Men. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie A Few Good Men
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~ This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.~
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~ Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?~
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~ Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!~
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~ We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!~
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~ Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.~
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~ That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.~
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~ Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.~
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~ Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?~
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~ The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.~
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~ I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!~
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~ He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.~
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~ And the hits just keep on comin'.~
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~ Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?~
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~ You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor.~
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~ So this is what a courtroom looks like.~
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