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Quotes from the movie A Few Good Men
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He does think better with that bat.
send an e card Lt. Sam Weinberg


I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
send an e card Lt. Sam Weinberg


don't think your clients belong in jail, but I don't get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice, and my client has a case.
send an e card Capt. Jack Ross


Lt. Kaffee is gonna try to put on a little magic act here. He's gonna try a little misdirection. He'll astound you with stories of rituals and dazzle you with official-sounding terms like Code Red. He might even try to cut into a few officers for you. He'll have no evidence, mind you, none . . . but it will be entertaining.
send an e card Capt. Jack Ross


Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.
send an e card Capt. Jack Ross


I don't want a deal, and I don't want immunity. I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.
send an e card Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson


Dear Mr. and Mrs. Santiago, I was William's company commander. I knew your son vaguely, which is to say I knew his name. In a matter of time, the trial of the two men charged with your son's death will be concluded, and seven men and two women whom you've never met will try to offer you an explanation as to why William is dead. For my part, I've done as much as I can to bring the truth to light. And the truth is this: Your son is dead for only one reason. I wasn't strong enough to stop it. Always, Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Andrew Markinson, United States Marine Corps.
send an e card Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson


I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, and the Lord our God.
send an e card Lt. Jonathan Kendrick


This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


And the hits just keep on comin'.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


He's arguing. He's making an argument.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to be a man of honour.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


So this is what a courtroom looks like.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


She has no point. She often has no point. It's part of her charm.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


I'm pacing myself.
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
send an e card Col. Nathan R. Jessep


I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
send an e card Col. Nathan R. Jessep


There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.
send an e card Col. Nathan R. Jessep


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