This page contains quotes from the movie A Few Good Men. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.

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Quotes from the movie A Few Good Men
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~ Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ And the hits just keep on comin'.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ He's arguing. He's making an argument.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to be a man of honour.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ So this is what a courtroom looks like.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ She has no point. She often has no point. It's part of her charm.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ I'm pacing myself.~
send an e card Lt. Daniel Kaffee


~ Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.~
send an e card Col. Nathan R. Jessep


~ I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.~
send an e card Col. Nathan R. Jessep


~ There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.~
send an e card Col. Nathan R. Jessep


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