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Quotes from the movie A Fish Called Wanda
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Don't call me stupid!
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It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!
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What was the middle thing?
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I used to kill for the C.I.A.
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A pound says you won't kill her.
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Are you thinking or are you mid-stutter?
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Hey! Great fish! A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce - perfect!
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Well, Ken... I'm going to ask you some questions, while I eat my chips. First, who was the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also sprach Zarathustra? No? That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.
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So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?
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I had a good friend in the CIA, had a stutter. Cost him his life, damn it.
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It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.
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I don't believe in jealousy. It's for the weak. One thing, though. Touch his dick and he's dead!
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Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal.
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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!
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I looked at the clock, 'cuz I was saying to myself "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed-off shotgun?"
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Hey, I've lost my stutter. It's gone. I can speak. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
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Your father has gone completely mental.
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You can stick this marriage right in your bottom.
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