Quotes from the Movie A Fish Called Wanda

Don't call me stupid!

Otto

It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!

Otto

What was the middle thing?

Otto

I used to kill for the C.I.A.

Otto

A pound says you won't kill her.

Otto

Are you thinking or are you mid-stutter?

Otto

Hey! Great fish! A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce - perfect!

Otto

Well, Ken... I'm going to ask you some questions, while I eat my chips. First, who was the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also sprach Zarathustra? No? That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.

Otto

So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?

Otto

I had a good friend in the CIA, had a stutter. Cost him his life, damn it.

Otto

It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.

Otto

I don't believe in jealousy. It's for the weak. One thing, though. Touch his dick and he's dead!

Otto

Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal.

Otto

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!

Wanda

I looked at the clock, 'cuz I was saying to myself "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed-off shotgun?"

Wanda

Hey, I've lost my stutter. It's gone. I can speak. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Ken

Your father has gone completely mental.

Wendy

You can stick this marriage right in your bottom.

Wendy

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