Quotes from the Movie About a Boy

Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life.

Will

Oh no! November the sodding 19th... Six weeks before bloody Christmas and they were already playing that song.

Will

And there I was killing them softly with my song. Or rather being killed. And not so softly either.

Will

My life is made up of units of time. Buying CDs - two units. Eating lunch - three units. Exercising - two units. All in all, I had a very full life. It's just that it didn't mean anything.

Will

She couldn't stay at my place, and she didn't have a DVD, or satellite, or cable, so we were always stuck watching some crap made for t.v. movie about a kid with leukemia. I had to end it.

Will

Having been Will the Good Guy, I didn't relish going back to my usual role of Will the Unreliable, Emotionally Stunted Arsehole.

Will

I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife.

Will

Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are island CHAINS. Underneath, they are connected...

Will

No, Marcus, I do not want to come over for Christmas. I do not want to spend Christmas with Ms. Granola Suicide and her spawn.

Will

When you sing it brings sunshine and happiness into my heart

Fiona

Are we having duck? Delicious!

Lindsey's Mum

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