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You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood... now isn't that a load of horse shit! AHAHAHAHA!
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There are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein, Pocahontas never went to college. Harriet Beecher Stowe... Both Lewis and Clark, Suzanne Somers, Bono...
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Rejection. That's what makes a college great. The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.
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You were adopted.
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So you wanna be a SHIT head?
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"Nothing like getting a load off,"
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Hey, I hate my life. I'm a huge tool. Have fun being hot.
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Schrader what the hell was that?
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You just need people with a desire to better themselves, and we got that by the shitload at South Harmon. So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do. It doesn't really matter at this point. Because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place. 'Cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us! So go!
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Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
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What is education? It's paying attention, it's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst thing that can happen? You get bit in the ass! Well let me tell you, my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down!
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This isn't an orietation, it's a dis-orientation!
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Why don't you take your PhD and stick it up your A-S-S!
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Ask me about my wiener!!
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This place is amazing because I can get hepatitis now.
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Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
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I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.
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A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches?!
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You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturba....
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Let's start this fake college. Then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
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I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
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It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that...
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Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! I want to gave sex with girls that look like this!
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We're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, beats my brains with a bat.
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Great, the birthplace of crap.
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WHAT ARE YOU?!?
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An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
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Want a Glen Wad?
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Sure....in "human" dollars....
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This kitchen is bitchin'.
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