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Quotes from the movie Accepted
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~ Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.~
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~ I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.~
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~ A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches?!~
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~ You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturba....~
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~ Let's start this fake college. Then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.~
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~ I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.~
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~ It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that...~
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~ Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! I want to gave sex with girls that look like this!~
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~ We're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, beats my brains with a bat.~
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~ Great, the birthplace of crap.~
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~ WHAT ARE YOU?!?~
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~ An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.~
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~ Want a Glen Wad?~
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~ Sure....in "human" dollars....~
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~ This kitchen is bitchin'.~
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