Quotes from the Movie Accepted

Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.

Sherman Schrader

I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.

Sherman Schrader

A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches?!

Sherman Schrader

You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturba....

Sherman Schrader

Let's start this fake college. Then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.

Sherman Schrader

I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.

Sherman Schrader

It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that...

Sherman Schrader

Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! I want to gave sex with girls that look like this!

Sherman Schrader

We're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, beats my brains with a bat.

Sherman Schrader

Great, the birthplace of crap.

Sherman Schrader

WHAT ARE YOU?!?

Glen

An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.

Glen

Want a Glen Wad?

Glen

Sure....in "human" dollars....

Glen

This kitchen is bitchin'.

Glen

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