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Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the… nearest decimal point. We've… traveled back in time to save an ancient species from… total annihilation. SO FAR… no… signs of aquatic life anywhere, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've… GOT TO, MISTER!~
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This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can ya feel that, buddy?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! I have exorcised the demons. This house is clear. LOSERS! Leh-hoo. Zeh-hers!~
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Good evening Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard sir?~
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If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer.~
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Do NOT go in there! WOOOO!~
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I'm in Psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor.~
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Whew… now I feel better. 'Course, that might not do any good; you see nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin, while the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail.~
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Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Oh, my god! Einhorn is a man?!~
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If the lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! That's why Roger Podacter was murdered! He found Captain Winky!~
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That's not Snowflake!~
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I just can't do it Captain! I don't have the POWER!~
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I'm ready to go in, Coach, just give me a chance. I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind. I'm going to execute a button-hook pattern, Super SlowMo.~
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Three fifty-one! Three fifty-one! Rover, SIT! HUT! HUT!~
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