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Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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All righty, then.
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Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?
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Kooky.
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You know... you can poke somebody's eye out with that thing!
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Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.
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Do I have something in my teeth?
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Do you have a dollar?
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Meeting with sinister types much? A not a little too much, of much too much.
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There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!
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The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
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Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
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I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!
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It is the mucus that binds us.
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Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.
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Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!
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Kinda hot in these rhinos...
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Awww, nobody wants to play with me!
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We love you, dark continent! Good night!
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Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!
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You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.
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Wunderbar", he exclaimed with great relish.
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Vhere iz zhe bat?
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TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!
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DIE, DEVIL-BIRD!
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Can you feel it, Captain Compost?!
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If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!
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That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
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Cadby! From the consulate, right? This is weird!
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That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN, I'M GOOD!
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