Quotes from Movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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~ Like a glove!~

Ace Ventura

~ Guano? Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell? [quotes from a book] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing around 85% of the world's fertiliser, a 1.4 billion dollar industy." THAT'S what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area... and you want that dooky so bad, you could taste it!~

Ace Ventura

~ Do not pass go! Do not collect two hundred dollars!~

Ace Ventura

~ It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.~

Ace Ventura

~ Let's go kick some consolate butt!~

Ace Ventura

~ Hey, what are ya, HR Shove-N-Stuff?~

Ace Ventura

~ Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax, common raven, smartest of all birds. Rare in these parts.~

Ace Ventura

~ All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY. MESSES. WITH THE DO!~

Ace Ventura

~ Le-hew. Ze-her.~

Ace Ventura

~ Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.~

Ace Ventura

~ It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.~

Ace Ventura

~ Aww, he wants to go off-road!~

Ace Ventura

~ I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.~

Ace Ventura

~ Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall. A grain of salt in the ocean. I shall slip amongst them like a transparent... thing.~

Ace Ventura

~ SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!~

Ace Ventura

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