Quotes from the Movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

All righty, then.

Ace Ventura

Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?

Ace Ventura

Kooky.

Ace Ventura

You know... you can poke somebody's eye out with that thing!

Ace Ventura

Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.

Ace Ventura

Do I have something in my teeth?

Ace Ventura

Do you have a dollar?

Ace Ventura

Meeting with sinister types much? A not a little too much, of much too much.

Ace Ventura

There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Ace Ventura

I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

Ace Ventura

The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace Ventura

Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

Ace Ventura

I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

Ace Ventura

It is the mucus that binds us.

Ace Ventura

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

Ace Ventura

Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!

Ace Ventura

Kinda hot in these rhinos...

Ace Ventura

Awww, nobody wants to play with me!

Ace Ventura

We love you, dark continent! Good night!

Ace Ventura

Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!

Ace Ventura

You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

Ace Ventura

Wunderbar", he exclaimed with great relish.

Ace Ventura

Vhere iz zhe bat?

Ace Ventura

TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!

Ace Ventura

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