This page contains quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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~ All righty, then.~
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~ Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?~
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~ Kooky.~
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~ You know... you can poke somebody's eye out with that thing!~
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~ Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.~
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~ Do I have something in my teeth?~
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~ Do you have a dollar?~
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~ Meeting with sinister types much? A not a little too much, of much too much.~
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~ There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?~
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~ I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!~
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~ The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.~
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~ Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!~
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~ I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!~
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~ It is the mucus that binds us.~
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~ Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.~
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