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Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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Like a glove!
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Guano? Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell? [quotes from a book] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing around 85% of the world's fertiliser, a 1.4 billion dollar industy." THAT'S what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area... and you want that dooky so bad, you could taste it!
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Do not pass go! Do not collect two hundred dollars!
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It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.
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Let's go kick some consolate butt!
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Hey, what are ya, HR Shove-N-Stuff?
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Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax, common raven, smartest of all birds. Rare in these parts.
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All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY. MESSES. WITH THE DO!
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Le-hew. Ze-her.
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Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.
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It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
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Aww, he wants to go off-road!
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I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.
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Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall. A grain of salt in the ocean. I shall slip amongst them like a transparent... thing.
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SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!
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Spank you very much!
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