This page contains quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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~ Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!~
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~ Kinda hot in these rhinos...~
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~ Awww, nobody wants to play with me!~
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~ We love you, dark continent! Good night!~
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~ Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!~
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~ You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.~
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~ Wunderbar", he exclaimed with great relish.~
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~ Vhere iz zhe bat?~
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~ TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!~
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~ DIE, DEVIL-BIRD!~
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~ Can you feel it, Captain Compost?!~
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~ If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!~
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~ That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!~
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~ Cadby! From the consulate, right? This is weird!~
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~ That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN, I'M GOOD!~
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