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Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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Can you feel it, Captain Compost?!
Ace Ventura


If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!
Ace Ventura


That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Ace Ventura


Cadby! From the consulate, right? This is weird!
Ace Ventura


That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN, I'M GOOD!
Ace Ventura


Like a glove!
Ace Ventura


Guano? Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell? [quotes from a book] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing around 85% of the world's fertiliser, a 1.4 billion dollar industy." THAT'S what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area... and you want that dooky so bad, you could taste it!
Ace Ventura


Do not pass go! Do not collect two hundred dollars!
Ace Ventura


It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.
Ace Ventura


Let's go kick some consolate butt!
Ace Ventura


Hey, what are ya, HR Shove-N-Stuff?
Ace Ventura


Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax, common raven, smartest of all birds. Rare in these parts.
Ace Ventura


All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY. MESSES. WITH THE DO!
Ace Ventura


Le-hew. Ze-her.
Ace Ventura


Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.
Ace Ventura


It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Ace Ventura


Aww, he wants to go off-road!
Ace Ventura


I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.
Ace Ventura


Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall. A grain of salt in the ocean. I shall slip amongst them like a transparent... thing.
Ace Ventura


SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Ace Ventura


Spank you very much!
Ace Ventura