Quotes from the Movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

DIE, DEVIL-BIRD!

Ace Ventura

Can you feel it, Captain Compost?!

Ace Ventura

If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!

Ace Ventura

That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

Ace Ventura

Cadby! From the consulate, right? This is weird!

Ace Ventura

That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN, I'M GOOD!

Ace Ventura

Like a glove!

Ace Ventura

Guano? Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell? [quotes from a book] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing around 85% of the world's fertiliser, a 1.4 billion dollar industy." THAT'S what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area... and you want that dooky so bad, you could taste it!

Ace Ventura

Do not pass go! Do not collect two hundred dollars!

Ace Ventura

It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

Ace Ventura

Let's go kick some consolate butt!

Ace Ventura

Hey, what are ya, HR Shove-N-Stuff?

Ace Ventura

Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax, common raven, smartest of all birds. Rare in these parts.

Ace Ventura

All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY. MESSES. WITH THE DO!

Ace Ventura

Le-hew. Ze-her.

Ace Ventura

Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.

Ace Ventura

It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

Ace Ventura

Aww, he wants to go off-road!

Ace Ventura

I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

Ace Ventura

Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall. A grain of salt in the ocean. I shall slip amongst them like a transparent... thing.

Ace Ventura

SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!

Ace Ventura

Spank you very much!

Ace Ventura

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