All righty, then.
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Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?
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Kooky.
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You know... you can poke somebody's eye out with that thing!
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Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.
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Do I have something in my teeth?
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Do you have a dollar?
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Meeting with sinister types much? A not a little too much, of much too much.
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There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!
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The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
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Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
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I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!
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It is the mucus that binds us.
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Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.
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