Quotes from the Movie Across the Universe

1. Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army? Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung. Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet. 2 JoJo: Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.

Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess, Joe Anderson, Dana Fuchs, Martin Luther, T.V. Carpio, Spencer Liff

Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.

JoJo

We're in the middle of a revolution Jude. And what are you doing? Doodles and cartoons?

Lucy

Well I'm sorry I'm not the man with the mega-phone, but this is what I do.

Jude

I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.

Max

I would lay in front of a tank if it would bring Max back and end this war.

Lucy

What are you going to do if you don't go back to college?

Jude

What any irresponsible, unmotivated, drop-out would do. Go to New York, like tonight.

Max

Never knock the way another cat swings, man.

JoJo

In this way, Mr. K will challenge the world - with the blue people! They're great! They're just... chilled out!

Mr. Kite

You can burn that paper man, but you still gotta show.

JoJo

We're navigators, we're aviators, eatin' taters, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers of transcendental perception.

Dr. Robert

Come on, Luce. We've got to do something with him, he's a sailor on leave! He needs a bar, a brawl, and a brothel!

Max