Quotes from the Movie After Sex

"You wanna give it another shot? *whispers* Maybe you're a pitcher..."

Freddy

As long as you promise not to tell anyone... yeah, why not?

Jay

So what are you saying? Are you saying women have it easier than men?

Leslie

All I'm saying is that you guys, women, have one certain luxury that us men just do not have.

Christopher

Love is not negotiable.

Leslie

No, not love. Love is a guessing game. And that's the beauty of it, there's no guarantee. It's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep. Sure if it's shallow you end up hurt and paralysed from the neck down. But if it's deep... It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees. You know, that's what life's about! Ok, you know these carnival games? And you know how some of them are super easy and others of them are really hard to win?

Leslie

Well that's the difference between love and sex. Sex is the game where everyone wins a little price, and no one goes home loser. And love is the game that's really hard to win. But if you do, and you gonna take home that life size dinosaur, it feels so much better than taking home a sh**** little plastic keychain.

Leslie

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