Quotes from the Movie Airplane II: The Sequel

Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Clerk

Listen good. That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed, and that's no good! It's got to be in one piece when you land on the moon! You know damn well that that warp drive has never been tested! [stabs his cigarette into the left hand of the controller sitting next to him] You're putting yourself and everybody else on that ship in jeopardy!

Steve McCroskey

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