Quotes from Movie Airplane

Quotes from the movie Airplane
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~ What a pisser.~

Striker

~ I've got to concentrate! I've got to concentrate!~

Striker

~ I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?~

Striker

~ The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan.~

Striker

~ Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle and—~

Elaine

~ Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?~

Elaine

~ Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.~

McCroskey

~ Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.~

McCroskey

~ Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.~

McCroskey

~ Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.~

McCroskey

~ They're coming right at us!~

McCroskey

~ The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."~

Rumack

~ I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.~

Rumack

~ Loneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child... Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it's like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, Ted, skip that, it's a dumb question.~

Kramer

~ All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.~

Kramer

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