What a pisser.
I've got to concentrate! I've got to concentrate!
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan.
Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle andó
Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
They're coming right at us!
The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Loneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child... Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it's like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, Ted, skip that, it's a dumb question.
All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.
Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres...
MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? (hands him a piece of paper)
Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .
Reporter : What kind of plane is it?
Johnny : Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.
MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
Towergy : (holding up a newspaper) Captain, look at this!
MCrosky : Passengers certain to die!
Kramer : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . .
Johnny : Me John! Big tree.
All right, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo!
Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?