Quotes from the Movie Airplane

Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?

Capt. Oveur

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Capt. Oveur

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Capt. Oveur

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Capt. Oveur

They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!

Talk Show Guest

Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don' wan' no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.

Passenger

What it is big mama, my mama ain't raise no dummies, I dug her rap!

Passenger

OhÖit's my stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

Passenger

*when offered milk for her coffee* No thank you, I take it blackÖlike my men.

Young Girl Passenger

Excuse me miss but I speak Jive.

Passenger