Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.
Kramer
Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Johnny
Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres...
Johnny
MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? (hands him a piece of paper) Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .
Johnny
Reporter : What kind of plane is it? Johnny : Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.
Johnny
MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker. Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
Johnny
Towergy : (holding up a newspaper) Captain, look at this! MCrosky : Passengers certain to die! Kramer : Airline negligent. Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!
Johnny
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . . Johnny : Me John! Big tree.
Johnny
All right, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo!
Capt. Oveur
Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?
Capt. Oveur
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Capt. Oveur
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Capt. Oveur
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Capt. Oveur
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!
Talk Show Guest
Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don' wan' no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.
Passenger