Quotes from Movie Airplane

Quotes from the movie Airplane
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~ Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.~

Kramer

~ Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!~

Johnny

~ Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres...~

Johnny

~ MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? (hands him a piece of paper) Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .~

Johnny

~ Reporter : What kind of plane is it? Johnny : Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.~

Johnny

~ MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker. Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.~

Johnny

~ Towergy : (holding up a newspaper) Captain, look at this! MCrosky : Passengers certain to die! Kramer : Airline negligent. Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!~

Johnny

~ MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . . Johnny : Me John! Big tree.~

Johnny

~ All right, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo!~

Capt. Oveur

~ Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?~

Capt. Oveur

~ Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?~

Capt. Oveur

~ Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?~

Capt. Oveur

~ Have you ever seen a grown man naked?~

Capt. Oveur

~ They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!~

Talk Show Guest

~ Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don' wan' no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.~

Passenger

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