This page contains quotes from the movie Airplane. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Airplane
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~ Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.~
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~ Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!~
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~ Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres...~
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~ MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? (hands him a piece of paper) Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .~
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~ Reporter : What kind of plane is it? Johnny : Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.~
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~ MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker. Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.~
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~ Towergy : (holding up a newspaper) Captain, look at this! MCrosky : Passengers certain to die! Kramer : Airline negligent. Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!~
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~ MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . . Johnny : Me John! Big tree.~
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~ All right, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo!~
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~ Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?~
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~ Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?~
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~ Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?~
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~ Have you ever seen a grown man naked?~
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~ They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!~
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~ Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don' wan' no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.~
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