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Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.~
Kramer~
Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!~
Johnny~
Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres...~
Johnny~
MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? (hands him a piece of paper)
Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .~
Johnny~
Reporter : What kind of plane is it?
Johnny : Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.~
Johnny~
MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.~
Johnny~
Towergy : (holding up a newspaper) Captain, look at this!
MCrosky : Passengers certain to die!
Kramer : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!~
Johnny~
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . .
Johnny : Me John! Big tree.~
Johnny~
All right, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo!~
Capt. Oveur~
Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?~
Capt. Oveur~
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?~
Capt. Oveur~
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?~
Capt. Oveur~
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?~
Capt. Oveur~
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!~
Talk Show Guest~
Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don' wan' no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.~
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