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Quotes from the movie Airplane
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Capt. Oveur


Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Capt. Oveur


Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Capt. Oveur


They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!
Talk Show Guest


Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don' wan' no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.
Passenger


What it is big mama, my mama ain't raise no dummies, I dug her rap!
Passenger


OhÖit's my stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Passenger


*when offered milk for her coffee* No thank you, I take it blackÖlike my men.
Young Girl Passenger


Excuse me miss but I speak Jive.
Passenger