Quotes from the Movie Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

Aladdin

That two-faced son of a jackal!

Aladdin

Just go jump off a balcony!

Jasmine

How dare you, ALL of you! Standing around, deciding MY future! I am NOT a prize to be won!

Jasmine

Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!

Genie

Back off Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.

Genie

Try it phonetically. It's... Aladdin! (A neon lit "Aladdin" sign appears as the music stops; blinks out) Aww- some of you don't believe. [Main titles appears, this time in Arabian style, as music resumes and fireworks pops]. (as Tinkerbell) In color!

Genie

Hmmm, maybe you, you could elope! No, you cantelope, [pulls a cantelope from nowhere] But oh Honeydew! [slaps fruit into view, it turns into a Cinderella carraige] I dunno if I should put it in Produce or Props! Please, don't squeeze the tyres, they're not quite ripe!

Genie

It is tragic, Your Highness, but it appears Aladdin has followed in his father's footsteps.

Rasoul

Al, c'mon! Why you gonna try on the King of Thieves get-up? Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say "ARREST ME"?!

Genie

Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand! It's everywhere! Get used to it.

Genie

Oh no, the crowd is parting. Who's coming? IT'S MOSES!

Genie

You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding! Prepare to be vaporized! Thank you!

RoboGenie

Armed... and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those Fourty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.

Genie

Survey says... Show me TURTLE!

Genie

Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting.

Genie

If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.

Genie

It's not a myth, boy! It was once right here. Look, there's your proof! From stern to stem, every piece of rigging, every peg and board, all of it... solid gold!

Cassim

We don't have much time. While the guards chase me, you get out.

Aladdin

Ooh, in all my years, never have I seen the streets so full of bustle and hustle and assorted commotion!

Genie

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