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Quotes from the movie Aladdin
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~ Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!~
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~ That two-faced son of a jackal!~
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~ Just go jump off a balcony!~
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~ How dare you, ALL of you! Standing around, deciding MY future! I am NOT a prize to be won!~
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~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oi! TEN THOUSAND YEARS will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!~
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~ Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you "Al?" Or maybe just "Din?" Or how 'bout "Laddi?" Sounds like [as a Scottsman calling a dog] "Here, boy! C'mon, Laddi!"~
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~ Do you smoke? Mind if I do?~
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~ Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look at me from the side - do I look different to you?~
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~ What would you wish of me, the ever-impressive, looooong contaaaaaaiiined, often-imitated, but never duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated... GENIE! OF! THE LAAAAAAAAMP! Right here, direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment/wish-fulfillment. Thank youuuuuu!~
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~ Three wishes to be exact, and ixnay on the wishing for more wishes! That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. [as Groucho Marx] No substitutions, exchanges or refunds!~
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~ There are a few provisos, a couple of quid-pro-quos. Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. Bleurk! So don't ask. Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little punim there! Rule number three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! Other than that, you got it.~
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~ Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so, not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIDDOWN!!~
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~ In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!~
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~ Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs! Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you! Good-bye now! Good-bye! Good-bye! Thank you! Good-bye! WELL, AL! How about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?~
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~ Well I feel sheepish. All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy, but no more freebies.~
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