Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
That two-faced son of a jackal!
Just go jump off a balcony!
How dare you, ALL of you! Standing around, deciding MY future! I am NOT a prize to be won!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oi! TEN THOUSAND YEARS will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!
Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you "Al?" Or maybe just "Din?" Or how 'bout "Laddi?" Sounds like [as a Scottsman calling a dog] "Here, boy! C'mon, Laddi!"
Do you smoke? Mind if I do?
Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look at me from the side - do I look different to you?
What would you wish of me, the ever-impressive, looooong contaaaaaaiiined, often-imitated, but never duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated... GENIE! OF! THE LAAAAAAAAMP! Right here, direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment/wish-fulfillment. Thank youuuuuu!
Three wishes to be exact, and ixnay on the wishing for more wishes! That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. [as Groucho Marx] No substitutions, exchanges or refunds!
There are a few provisos, a couple of quid-pro-quos. Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. Bleurk! So don't ask. Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little punim there! Rule number three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! Other than that, you got it.
Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so, not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIDDOWN!!
In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!
Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs! Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you! Good-bye now! Good-bye! Good-bye! Thank you! Good-bye! WELL, AL! How about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Well I feel sheepish. All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy, but no more freebies.
It's all part'n'parcel of the whole Genie gig. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!! Itty-bitty living space!
But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go 'Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?!' To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
Ami. C'est l'amour.
I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy! Aqui, over here! Here he comes! And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, they spit!
I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug!
Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!
Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna start picking out curtains or anything...
Aladdin! You just won the heart of the princess! What are you going to do next? Psst! Your line is 'I'm going to free the Genie.' Anytime.
You know Al, I'm getting really-- I don't think you're him. "Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister ugly man."
Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!!!