Quotes from the Movie All About Steve

I will eat you like a mountain lion.

Mary Horowitz

Mary, why do you wear those stupid red boots all the time? You wanna know why? Because it makes my toes feel like 10 friends on a camping trip, that's why.

Mary Horowitz

You missed the bus probably because you're not meant to take it.

Norm the Truck Driver

There's over a million Stevens with a "V" in the country. It's much more popular than the "PH" way. Twice as popular, in fact. I think it was the the Brits who prefer their PH's.

Mary Horowitz

Oh, Jesus! She's got a machete! Where the hell did she get a machete? Oh, man! She's gonna pluck my eyes out, man! She is gonna carve my eyes out and she's gonna make me eat them!

Steve

Keep talking fellas. Keep talking your way right back to the Weather Channel. Right back to 10 degrees in Buffalo, where you'll be spending most of your days taking close-up shots of kids' snotcicles.

Corbitt

It's a raw iron made from iron and coke. And by coke, I mean the carbonaceous residue, not the cola... or the booger sugar.

Mary Horowitz

Hartman, for the love of God, stop tanning! You look like a Cheese Nip! You look like an orange with lips.

Angus

And you! Geraldo! Lose the wig! You look like a retired porn star. Who you fooling? Oh, that's a great disguise, Einstein. THE VAN'S THE SAME, DUMBASS!

Angus

With your big old hands. Just grabbed my little puppies and went to town.

Mary Horowitz

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