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Quotes from the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks \(film\)
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That's it! I can't take this anymore. I can't! I give up! I am sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!!
Alvin Seville


We've hit the mother load!
Simon Seville


Keys, bag... pants! I need pants. Pants are essential.
David "Dave" Seville


Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. Out on the street! Capisce?!
David "Dave" Seville


If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?!
David "Dave" Seville


And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid TREE!!
Alvin


Your song? It's awful. I hate it. Yeah, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin? Fergie? Not a chance. I need something new, I need something fresh.
Ian


Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional--
Alvin


We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello. I'm Simon. The smart one. He's Alvin.
Simon


Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.
Dave


When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week, then they take off.
Simon


Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune.
Alvin


We're not performing monkeys, Dave! Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?
Alvin


Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you owe me.
Dave


Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...
Alvin


You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list!
Dave


This is crazy! [closes his eyes, talking to himself] I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.
Dave


You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever hear of a credit rating?
Simon