Quotes from the Movie Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

So this is a classroom. [sniffs] I love the smell of zit cream in the morning!

Alvin

I'm gonna crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner! With some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Alvin

I'm not going anywhere without Daaa...! [the doctor injects him in the rear with a sedative] ...aaaydream believer, and the homecoming queen...

Alvin

Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?! [Gets hit by a dodgeball] Right in the pancreas.

Simon

She's like a beautiful green gumdrop.

Theodore

You made Alvin and the Chipmunks stars. We wanna be stars, too.

Brittany

We are so going to destroy those Chipmunks!

Brittany

I can totally do this. I mean, I took care of my cat... before he ran away. Well, "ran away" is a strong word, I think he just wanted his space. But, I see him on the street sometimes. He hisses and claws at me, but I think that's his way of saying we're tight.

Toby Seville

I had 15 cars. I mean, that's like 5 more cars than anybody really needs. I had 7 maids. I had courtside seats to the Lakers. Even my maids had courtside seats to the Lakers. And now, look at me. Look at me! I lost everything. Except for my dignity. They can't take that away from me. And it's all because of them. Now I run around, hoping and praying that I can find other animals that can sing or dance.

Ian Hawke

Girls, guess who just became the #1 Chipette fan in the whole dang world? Ian Hawke! That's who!

Ian Hawke

(to Alvin, when Dave's hospital bed goes haywire) The more stress you put on Mr. Seville, the longer it will take him to recover!

Doctor

Toby's living with me 'til he figures out what he wants to do with his life. So far, that means going (imitates playing a video game) "Pyu! Pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu!" with his thumbs all day.

Jackie

Well, I guess since you answered the phone, you haven't burned down the house yet.

Dave

Listen up, rock stars. If you talk to those girls again, you're dead. If you look at those girls again, you're dead. If you even think about those girls... Are you thinkin' about them?

Ryan

Well, uh, considering that you just saved me from drowning in a toilet, I'm, uh, pretty good.

Simon

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