Quotes from the Movie American Pie 2

Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Steve Stifler

Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!

Steve Stifler

Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...

Steve Stifler

Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!

Steve Stifler

Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.

Steve Stifler

Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.

Steve Stifler

Oh God, I kissed Jim.

Steve Stifler

Finch, fist yourself!

Steve Stifler

I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.

Jim Levenstein

That's a lot of flutes.

Jim Levenstein

This is my first time, uh... si-since my... first time.

Jim Levenstein

My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.

Kevin

Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.

Jim's Dad

Hey: keep it real, homies.

Jims Dad

Holy potatoes!

Michelle

This one time... um, here...

Michelle

How did you do that magic you did?

Finch

Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!

Trucker

Johnny West is missing.

Danielle

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