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Quotes from the movie American Pie 2
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Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
send an e card Steve Stifler


Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!
send an e card Steve Stifler


Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...
send an e card Steve Stifler


Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!
send an e card Steve Stifler


Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
send an e card Steve Stifler


Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.
send an e card Steve Stifler


Oh God, I kissed Jim.
send an e card Steve Stifler


Finch, fist yourself!
send an e card Steve Stifler


I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.
send an e card Jim Levenstein


That's a lot of flutes.
send an e card Jim Levenstein


This is my first time, uh... si-since my... first time.
send an e card Jim Levenstein


My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.
send an e card Kevin


Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.
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Hey: keep it real, homies.
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Holy potatoes!
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This one time... um, here...
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How did you do that magic you did?
send an e card Finch


Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!
send an e card Trucker


Johnny West is missing.
send an e card Danielle


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