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Quotes from the movie American Pie 2
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~ Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!~
send an e card Steve Stifler


~ Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!~
send an e card Steve Stifler


~ Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...~
send an e card Steve Stifler


~ Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!~
send an e card Steve Stifler


~ Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.~
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~ Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.~
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~ Oh God, I kissed Jim.~
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~ Finch, fist yourself!~
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~ I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.~
send an e card Jim Levenstein


~ That's a lot of flutes.~
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~ This is my first time, uh... si-since my... first time.~
send an e card Jim Levenstein


~ My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.~
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~ Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.~
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~ Hey: keep it real, homies.~
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~ Holy potatoes!~
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