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Quotes from the movie American Pie 2
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Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Steve Stifler


Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!
Steve Stifler


Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...
Steve Stifler


Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!
Steve Stifler


Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
Steve Stifler


Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.
Steve Stifler


Oh God, I kissed Jim.
Steve Stifler


Finch, fist yourself!
Steve Stifler


I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.
Jim Levenstein


That's a lot of flutes.
Jim Levenstein


This is my first time, uh... si-since my... first time.
Jim Levenstein


My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.
Kevin


Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.
Jim's Dad


Hey: keep it real, homies.
Jims Dad


Holy potatoes!
Michelle


This one time... um, here...
Michelle


How did you do that magic you did?
Finch


Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!
Trucker


Johnny West is missing.
Danielle