Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!
Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...
Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!
Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.
Oh God, I kissed Jim.
Finch, fist yourself!
I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.
That's a lot of flutes.
This is my first time, uh... si-since my... first time.
My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.
Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.
Hey: keep it real, homies.
This one time... um, here...
How did you do that magic you did?
Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!
Johnny West is missing.